Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of a woman who had a little too much fun on New Years Eve and ended up in a random persons house to puke.
New Year's Day, 3 a.m.: Police responded to the 4600 block of 20th Street Road for a report of an intoxicated woman dry heaving in the caller's bathroom. The caller told police the woman knocked on her door and said someone needed help in a car parked on the street. The woman then let herself into the caller's home and passed out briefly before going to the bathroom. The caller did not know the woman.
Maybe take it a little easier next New Years?!