Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the person who actually called the cops on a dog for eating bacon he wasn't supposed to have.
"June 26th, 11:30 a.m.: Police responded to the 1600 block of 4th Street for a report of a dog that ate some bacon he shouldn't have eaten."
If they called the cops on me in this situation, I'd have the cops at my house twice a week. Come on people!!!