Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the lady who peed in someones driveway.
Feb. 5th, Noon: Police received a call from the 1200 block of 9th Avenue. The caller reported a tattooed woman "dancing" and "being odd." The caller said the woman had "peed in the driveway" at the address before.
Now, I personally feel that if you pee in a driveway at 2 a.m. after a long night of drinking, it is somewhat understandable, but peeing in a driveway at noon means you need to get some help!