Someone Pooped Their Pants in a Greeley Store, Sat on a Pet Bed

Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the person who pooped their pants and then sat their dirty butt on a pet bed in a Greeley store. 

Jan. 13, 8:30 a.m.: Police received a call from a store in the 2600 block of 11th Avenue. A store employee said a customer "pooped his pants," then took his pants off and sat on a pet bed. He refused to pay for the bed. By the time the employee called police, though, the customer put his pants back on.

I really shouldn't assume, but I cannot help but think drugs were involved here... So kids, just another example of why drugs are bad, and if you do them you'll poop your pants in public, and then be like this guy... 

See the rest of this week's Cop Log here.

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