There is Now Cilantro Flavored Vodka

I am the kind of guy that doesn't go to Qdoba or Chipotle, not because it'll give you explosive diarrhea, but because they put cilantro in everything and I hate it. So obviously I won't be drinking this new vodka either. 

Absolut, the company putting it out, said this is what it's supposed to taste like... "The distinctively aromatic cilantro combines with playful notes of ripe, juicy limes, and finishes with a subtle hint of herbaceous spice."

Sounds like soap flavored rubbing alcohol to me. I'd rather eat a Tide Pod...