Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the hotel who called the cops because some people who were not staying there, were helping themselves to the free breakfast.
Sept. 10th, 6:30 a.m.: Police received a call from a hotel employee in the 2500 block of 29th Avenue. The caller complained a couple came into the breakfast room of the hotel and started making breakfast even though they were not staying at the hotel.
I have to be honest and tell you that in my younger/poorer days I often thought about stopping into one of the local hotels to help myself to a little breakfast in hopes they wouldn't notice... Let this be a reminder to you that it's a bad idea!