I have been on this diet that allows basically no carbs or sugar for over a month... All I want is everything I cannot have in one dish. That dish is the new giant cinnamon roll Sam's Club is selling.
It is 44 ounces of bread and sugary goodness. For comparison, one of those Big Texas cinnamon rolls you'd find in a vending machine is four ounces, and an entire tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls is only 13 ounces.
Maybe best of all, the rolls are only $4.98 each. Of course don't forget your membership card... Or your mom's, anyway.