Who Was 'Shaving Their Privates' in a Greeley Store?

Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the person "shaving their private parts" in a store restroom. 

Aug. 19th, 2:45 p.m.: Police received a call from a store in the 2600 block of 10th Street. The caller said a man was in the store's bathroom "shaving his private parts."

Without getting too personal I can say that whoever this was will likely be paying the price as a result of razor burn. I cannot imagine there was any shaving cream in this bathroom, and shaving that region of the body without cream will cause extreme pain the next day... No need to arrest this person, karma will get them! 

See the rest of this week's Cop Log here.

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