Chris Jansen said "I ain't rich, but I damn sure wanna be," and I could not agree more than after reading the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book for 2017.
The highlight each year is the "Fantasy Gifts" section, which offers rich people the chance to buy one-of-a-kind luxury items, travel packages, and experiences.
Some of this year's highlights include:
NEW YEAR'S EVE AT THE KNICKERBOCKER HOTEL IN TIMES SQUARE
Price: $1.6 million
The priciest gift on the list is a rooftop party for 300 people above Times Square on New Year's Eve. Two nights at 150 of the hotel's rooms are included, as is everything necessary for a private party with drinks, dinner, and a DJ.
RYDER CUP EXPERIENCE WITH JIM FURYK
Four people will get to attend the Ryder Cup as guests of US team captain Jim Furyk. The gift includes first-class airfare, private car services, deluxe accommodations, dinners, a personal concierge, premium tickets to the Ryder Cup, and private time with Furyk.
YOURS & MINE ROLLS-ROYCE LIMITED-EDITION DAWNS
Price: $439,625 (blue) or $445,750 (orange)
You'll get two handcrafted Rolls-Royces with V12-engines, hand-sewn leather interiors, and silver bonnets.
19 MADAME ALEXANDER DOLLS AND DOLLHOUSE BY KIDKRAFT
In December, you'll get eight Madame Alexander dolls and a Grand Anniversary Dollhouse from KidKraft. Another doll is delivered every month for the next 11 months, including a customized doll next November.