Would You Be Caught Dead In These?!

Okay Nike, I know you like to get crafty but . . .

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE?

This latest edition of shoe will run you (pun intended) about $140. Sneaker Heads, be honest . .  Would you be caught dead in these?

I wouldn't purchase them personally, but say I was given a free pair - I may rock them to the gym just to see the looks I'd get.