Stupid Hillbilly News - People Call 911 For Dumb Stuff... For Real!

First off...people are special. (And, please DO NOT call 911 for DUMB STUFF!) Here's a list of the 10 dumbest reasons people called 911 last year.  

1.  A person was worried about someone pouring a strange substance on  their body . . . turns out it was a person pouring milk on themselves  for a performance art piece.

2.  A person wanted sleeping pills delivered.

3.  A person had a toothache.

4.  Someone saw a dead fox and wanted to report it.

5.  A person found out there was a half hour wait at the doctor's office and figured if they called they'd get faster service.

6.  Someone's drink was stolen at a bar.

7.  A person wanted help changing a bandage.

8.  A person wanted help making breakfast.

9.  Someone was freaking out because their big toenail had come off.

10.  A woman had left a box of eggs open in the fridge overnight and wanted to make sure they were still safe to eat. 


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