Dunkin' Donuts just released its first beer! That sounds like exciting news, right? Everything I'm about to tell you will make it slightly worse . . .
1. It's not available in their stores, because they're not allowed to sell alcohol.
2. The only way to get it is by going to one of the three Catawba Brewing Company locations in North Carolina, because they're not bottling it or shipping it.
3. They only made a small amount, so odds are they'll sell out of it before you get there.
4. And the WORST part of all? It's not donut-flavored beer . . . it's a PUMPKIN SPICE-flavored brown ale. Ouch.