STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS - Spanx For Your Arms

posted by Brian Taylor -

Spanx For Your Arms Hit Stores on Monday

The people at Spanx apparently won't be happy until you've jammed every  part of your body into one of their products like some kind of human  sausage.

Because now, they're moving on from your torso, your waist, and your legs . . . to your arms.  Spanx's new "Arm Tights"  go on sale Monday, and obviously, they're designed to squeeze and  flatten your arms when you wear them under something long sleeved.

They'll run you $30 to $34 if you want 'em. Or...you can just give us your money if you like wasting it!

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