STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS - THE MAD POOPER In COS!

 

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (KKTV) - The Budde family says it doesn't know how it came to this. 

  

  

The Colorado Springs family has spent weeks trying to get a  mystery woman they've dubbed "The Mad Pooper" to stop defecating in  their neighborhood, right outside their house.  

Cathy Budde says her kids caught her first mid-squat, pants down and unashamed. 

"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a  poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like ... 'are you serious?'"  Budde  recalled. "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my  kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'"

The family says it was just the first time it  actually caught the runner doing it, but it wouldn't be the last. Budde  estimates the runner leaves behind human waste at least once a week. She  says "The Mad Pooper" has been at it for the last seven weeks. 

She can't help but laugh at the absurdity of the whole situation. 

"Two other times we've caught her -- caught  her yesterday -- she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I  was watching," Budde said. 

Now the Colorado Springs Police Department is involved. The department is just as baffled.  

You can the full crappy story here - http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Mad-Pooper-wanted-by-Springs-Police-444969443.html

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