The Top Things Overheard at "The 2017 Billboard Music Awards"

 "The 2017 Billboard Music Awards" aired last night on ABC.  Feel like you were there with this list of The Top Things Overheard at "The 2017 Billboard Music Awards".

  

 Damn, I wish Cher could turn back time, too.

  

 I think Twenty One Pilots seriously overestimated the size of their band.  Is that so they can get a bigger advance?

  

 Next to Nicki Minaj's ass, Lil Wayne looks even lil'ler.

  

 Ed Sheeran is the best proof yet that all you need to get laid is a guitar.

  

 Speaking of Chainsmokers, has anyone seen Snoop?

  

 ICE is backstage waiting to grab the winner for Best Latin Artist.

  

We wanted to do a category called "Best Song Not Featuring Anyone Else", but we couldn't find enough entries.

  

 Either the roof leaks or BeyoncĂ©'s water just broke.

  

 How did Ludacris end up hosting?  Did MC Hammer pass?

  

 I can't wait to get home and illegally download all the winning songs!

  

 DJ Khaled just won for Best Performance at the Backstage Buffet.

  

 Why are we watching this garbage?  We're in Las Vegas.  Let's go see Carrot Top!

  

 This award is almost as pointless as the one Saudi Arabia gave Trump.

  

It's so great that Bruno Mars and Lorde are both performing! I hope he  does that song where he's super happy, and she does that one where she's  super sad!

  

 They're recognizing the music, but what about the billboards???

  

 We got The Chainsmokers and Nicki Minaj . . . so the theme tonight is "butts!"

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