The Top Cinco de Mayo Fun Facts Are Here!

 In honor of today being Cinco de Mayo, please enjoy The Top Cinco de Mayo Fun Facts.

 Some people mistakenly think it's Mexican Independence Day.  The rest  don't care as long as the bartender keeps refilling their margaritas.


Bars won't be as crowded this year.  Thanks, deportation vans!


It's the only day of the year your liver says, "No mas." 


It commemorates the day Cheech met Chong.


Next year, you'll have to cross a big, beautiful wall to celebrate it.


There's a movie in the works about Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza's victory over the French . . . starring Tom Cruise.


Mike Pence wants to replace it with a day celebrating white people called Cinco de Mayonnaise.


It's a way to celebrate Hispanic culture without sitting through soccer.


It's the one time a year Americans get to let loose and have a few drinks.


That guy named Fernando in your office doesn't REALLY like your sombrero . . . he's just trying not to make waves.


 By some crazy coincidence, it always happens to fall on the 5th of May.


People think it celebrates Mexico's independence from Spain.  But it actually celebrates Mexico's independence from sobriety.


Once you drink your tenth beer, it's traditional to yell "GOAAAAAALLLL!!!"


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