STUDY: THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF DRUNKS!

posted by Brian Taylor -

After an honest-to-goodness scientific survey, researchers at the  University of Missouri-Columbia have concluded that there are four kinds  of drunks:

1. The Hemingways – The most common group, Hemingways do not experience a change of personality when intoxicated.

2. Mary Poppins  – Usually female, this type of drinker becomes “agreeable and  extroverted” after having a few adult beverages. You also might know  these people as happy drunks. 

3. Nutty Professors – This  group is all about “liquid courage.” When sober, they’re shy or at least  quiet. After drinking, they become extroverted and a bit reckless.  Nutty Professors are into karaoke, yelling, and taking off their shirts.

4. Mr. Hydes – Booze makes this group less responsible, less intellectual, and more hostile. You know… an angry drunk. 


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