This may not be the biggest tub of food on sale at Costco, but it's the only one I'd mow through in one sitting.
Costco just started selling a 76-OUNCE BUCKET of Pillsbury chocolate chip COOKIE DOUGH. That's almost five pounds of cookie dough, which you can use to make 76 cookies or just eat in 76 handfuls, for $7.89.
They'll tell you not to eat it raw, and I am not telling you that doing that is a good idea, because of the raw eggs in it, but I've been eating raw cookie dough my whole life. I feel like I've been training for this day my whole life!